GUEST: You think you’re so cute with all your cute things.
CONCIERGE: Excuse me?
GUEST: You’ve got your cute little app where I can order extra towels and your cute little machines where I can check-in, but what about human service?
CONCIERGE: I agree with you actually. Is there something I can help you with?
GUEST: Nah. You just don’t have to be so damn cute here!
(Concierge puts away his oversized lollipop, takes off his blonde wig and stops tap-dancing.)
CONCIERGE: I’m sorry, sir.